Lazy Sunday Songtime

Its a lazy Sunday in New Eden, so I took some time to rewrite the lyrics from Money for Nothing by Dire Straits (video not available on Youtube in the UK ) with reference to low sec piracy. Enjoy.

To the tune of Money for Nothing

Now look at them pirates, thats the way you do it
Pop a hauler on a gate in 0.3
That ain’t minin’, thats the way you do it.
Money for nothing and your rigs for free.
Now that ain’t haulin’, thats the way you do it.
Lemme tell you them guys ain’t dumb
Mebbe lose a firgate if you’re unlucky
Mebbe lose a cruiser if you’re dumb

We gotta mine these belts till their empty.
Runnin’ missions interminably
We gotta haul these antibiotics
We gotta move these Holoreels

We gotta mine these belts till their empty.
Runnin’ missions interminably
We gotta haul these antibiotics
We gotta move these Holoreels

I shoulda learned to fly an Ishtar.
I shoulda learned to fire them guns.
Lookit that Omen, he got his lasers on that Mackinaw
Man, we could have some fun
And what’s up there, what’s that? Belt ratting nublings?
Stick him to the grid and let him have some fire.
That ain’t haulin’, that’s the way you do it.
Get your money for nothin and your kicks for free.

We gotta mine these belts till their empty.
Runnin’ missions eternally
We gotta haul these antibiotics
We gotta move these Holoreels

Now that ain’t minin’, that’s the way you do it.
Pop a hauler on a gate in 0.3.
That ain’t haulin’, that’s the way you do it.
Money for nothing and your rigs for free.
Get your, money for nothing and your kicks for free.

Till next time, fly safe and good hunting.

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